The most annoying thing in the world might be the part in The Pelican Brief when Denzel is listening to the recording of Julia recounting what was in her brief. Her weird whispery voice makes me want to claw my ear drums out.
As Kosovar Ministers for European Integration go, you could do a lot worse than Vlora Citaku.
Great news! Turns out Michael Jackson’s not really dead!!!
WORKIN’ FROM HOME.
This brings me much joy. Especially the part when she looks up at him.
The makers of Hooter Hiders and Udder Covers have unveiled a new line of breast-feeding cover-ups with some even cheekier names!
- Titty Tent
- Milk-Maker Mask
- Boob Blind
- D’Jug D’sguise
- Rack Respite
- Melon Manteau
- Kazonga Kloak
- Knocker Locker
- Hoohah House
- Fun-Bag Facade
- Shimmy Shawl
- VaVaVoom Veneer
- Peach Poncho
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I just finished writing two SNL host monologues for my iO class tomorrow. We were charged with choosing a host who isn’t a comedic actor and who’d never hosted before. After running through possible sports stars, politicians and dramatic actors, I chose to write two monologues for Ann Coulter. This is either the worst or funniest thing I’ve ever done.
We’re having a pawty, wanna come?
That sonic boom you just heard was my heart exploding.
I call it “Pondering RePUGnant Matters: Innocence in a Dark World.”
Special thanks to my willing model, Atlas.
And here’s a thing I whole-wrote. You can watch it too.
Here’s a thing I half-wrote with my pal Greg. You can watch it if you want.
